Thursday, January 16, 2014
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

The philosopher Sir James Mackintosh had said that the powers of a man’s mind were proportionate to the quantity of coffee he drank, and Voltaire had knocked back fifty cups of it a day, saving the world with a dark roast.
'Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Conan O'Brien
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”
You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay....Monday, January 13, 2014
Riding the 358.....
Lots of people will wants to ride with you in a Limo but they miss the fun. The real fun is riding in the 358 bus in Seattle. It is like the best mental hospital I have ever seen and it is on wheels.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hold on, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained".Mark Twain
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes. or simply riding in the 358.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hold on, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter how long the ride is, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message to the driver after the stop or before the stop or after the stop. Please wait for the stop.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press the stop button repeatedly.
Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician in Seattle....And when you are standing in the rain and the 40 bus line misses you... you stay there swearing in french...That is a frog day!
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained".Mark TwainFriday, January 10, 2014
Kiss the frog...
Kiss a frog with your eyes wide open. If he turns into a prince you won't miss the transformation, but if he doesn't, you won't be fooled by some wishful illusion ....
I love the gay pride Parade in Seattle because of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
http://www.theabbey.org/sermons/sermons.html


They are the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey of St. Joan, a non-profit 501(c)3 organization comprised of men and women dedicated to the support, education, and development of our community.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Football season is ending ...;(
Why does a frog loves football?
Here are some essentials reasons.#1: Football is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts.
#2: The pub is as much a part of football season as is the playing field.
#3: for quotes like this :"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." Wally Butts Bear Brayant greates Alabama football coach.
#4: “Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this
Yes I am sad Football season is ending...no more chicken wings ....I do not drink beer but I love chicken wings ....No more Mathew Berry blog to read.
Q: Why does President Obama want to send Seahawk QB Matt Hasselbeck to Venezuela? A: The CIA are convinced Matt is the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.
I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.;)))
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Fear The Frog ;)
- This is me a Frenchy in Seattle ....appropriate when it rains about 360 days a year. Or when I take the 358 metro bus. I can have more fun than a frog in a glass of milk ;). This page will contain the intimacy of my soul...the absurdity of my mind ;) and should I apologize to Jesus or The tea party for my typo errors ...I have learned a few important facts here ....Santa is white....Jesus was white ????????????? wow !!! see...my Jesuit education in Europe did not prepare me to listen to Fox News .
- Remember theories pass. The frog remains.
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