The philosopher Sir James Mackintosh had said that the powers of a man’s mind were proportionate to the quantity of coffee he drank, and Voltaire had knocked back fifty cups of it a day, saving the world with a dark roast.
'Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Conan O'Brien
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”
You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay....
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