Lots of people will wants to ride with you in a Limo but they miss the fun. The real fun is riding in the 358 bus in Seattle. It is like the best mental hospital I have ever seen and it is on wheels.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes. or simply riding in the 358.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hold on, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter how long the ride is, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message to the driver after the stop or before the stop or after the stop. Please wait for the stop.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press the stop button repeatedly.
Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician in Seattle....And when you are standing in the rain and the 40 bus line misses you... you stay there swearing in french...That is a frog day!
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained".Mark Twain
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